Open RP Post

[peerlesschrysanthemum]

Open to whatever! Pre-plotted or if you just have an idea your heart desires. Otherwise, have a link to a random scenario meme to use for prompts, or some texting options below.

Post-canon options:

1. Oh. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
2. Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for the meeting again.
3. No. No. No. Never. Not ever.
4. I almost had sex with my disciple's double yesterday... and it didn't seem like he was going to stop OR intended to kill me if we hadn't been interrupted...
5. You wouldn't answer to anything but 'husband' all night.
6. Yes, I kicked Liu Qingge off my peak with a spiritual blast. No, I wasn't drunk. Yes, I would do it again! And so would you, in the circumstances!
7. It's good that Tianlang-jun is recovering, but it was *easier* when he was stuck at Zhao Hua Monastery. He wouldn't be able to turn up and say "I wouldn’t consider it trespassing, exactly. More like an unannounced wellness check of the property." if so.
8. We couldn't find you anywhere and when you finally replied all you said was "I'm safe".
9. My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
10. I miss highlighters. And my keyboard. Pens and pencils too. Especially those.
11. We found something that can get Binghe thoroughly drunk. I have regrets.

Mid-canon options:

1. Stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in.
2. No, I can’t stop. That’s when the never ending dread will get me.
3. Forgetting one time means nothing. Binghe will
...
Ming Fan will see to it.
4. The children are off playing, and I might have something to drink.
5. [Set during his three days in "House Arrest":] If it wouldn't be a stupid idea, I'd see if there's something to drink around here. I could use the chance to relax.
6. No, I wasn't lying to you. I just didn't tell you the whole story, which is that I changed the time I'm leaving to this morning instead of in a week.
7. I... might have had a flare-up while flying and don't know where I am. There's a mountain with the top cut off, if that helps.
8. [The 'he gets drunk that night in Jinlan before Binghe turns up' AU option:] I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk. Stress drunk. Drinking. Fuck.

Binggeyuan flavour reverse-transmigration AU options:

1. Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor while craving double skin milk. I can't even make double skin milk.
2. He's going viral. I mean, OF COURSE he's going viral. But. Fuck. I helped let him loose on the internet!!
3. I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the bed's way of kicking me out.
4. Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
5. New neighbour just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet. He didn't look injured, at least..?
6. I need to set some ground rules. That's what you do with room mates, right? Especially unexpected ones?
7. Da-ge is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a taller and stronger man, but honestly, I don't see how that's going to be something I can *use*. I won't interrupt him, though. It'll make him happy. As happy as he ever is, I mean.
8. I don’t want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
9. Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you’re being a fucking baby about it.
10. I just sneezed and *both* da-ge and meimei texted me "shut up." ????